Meet Our Council!
Belle is our founder, and Clonopolis’ fearless leader. She might just be history’s greatest leader, the voice of a generation, and is probably the best shade of purple. Better than any other member’s shade of purple, at least. (This isn't Belle writing this blurb. That would be really lame.)
Christina is the head of C-Tech, the most cutting edge research and scientific development community in all of Clonopolis. Through her work at C-Tech, she promises her constituents of District 2 that she will bring a more strategic and intellectually driven perspective to the council. Christina respects and loves every clone that she helped create. Except for the ones that look weird.
Stokey is the head of all emergency services in Clonopolis, and contrary to popular belief, Stokey respects all fires, knowing full well he wouldn't enjoy destroying them if they weren't there. "If there are no fires left on Earth, I will start one. So I may fight it." -Stokey.
Bop has made it his mission to represent the under-represented in clone society. He is a well respected leader in our community who plans to speak for the little guy. (By little guy, we partially mean Bourger. Bop only joined because Bourger did.)
Bourger brings the fun. Every meeting we like to count how many rocks he can fit in his mouth. The productivity he brings down is only eclipsed by the blow to morale caused by his absence, making him an essential part of every council meeting.
Meatball oversees health and wellness within clone society, running a highly successful Gym in district 4, until it burnt down due to faulty wiring. Since that day, Meatball has devoted himself to building his new mega gym and pumping iron harder than ever before. He also started a “Stove Victim Support Group”, which he claims is unrelated to previous events.
Eyeless Dan (Also referred to as "Coconut" lovingly by the council.) represents the blossoming artistic community within Clonopolis, given his status as the most prolific harmonica player in Earth’s history. He also is our biggest donator. Money money, big money.
Disclone represents Clonopolis’ bustling nightlife, a newly developing aspect of life in Clonopolis. He sometimes shows up to meetings late, hungover, and with a musk of vomit, but it’s okay because he lets us pet his fluffy green hair.
Gertrude is, biologically speaking, nobody’s grandma. But she sure acts like it! This fierce woman ensures attendance, punctuality, and organization within the council meetings is in order. Gertrude displays wisdom beyond her years, despite being one of the youngest members of the council (None of which are even a year old!) Representing the geriatric clone community, Gertrude brings wisdom and back pain to the table. She also kinda stinks of garlic.
Toaster is a valued member of the Clone Council, and a representative of the interests of Stove clones everywhere! Toaster is one of the founding members of the Church of Shnozism, believing that he and his long nosed brothers were meant for a greater calling on this earth. He also considers himself the peak Stove clone, in perfect physical condition and with the strongest jawline in all of Clonopolis. He is well known for his masterclass “How to Get a Bigger Nose”.
Gamogin shows up to each and every meeting before anyone else arrives. No one sees him enter, and nobody invited him. He just sits there silently, staring, and he's gone before anyone can see him leaving. Deemed an official member of the council out of fear.