Meet Our Council!

Belle

Belle is our founder, and Clonopolis’ fearless leader. She might just be history’s greatest leader, the voice of a generation, and is probably the best shade of purple. Better than any other member’s shade of purple, at least. (In case you were wondering, NO, Belle did not write these bios. I swear on all purple strands of hair on my perfectly sculpted head.)

Christina

Christina is the head of C-Tech, the most cutting edge research and scientific development community in all of Clonopolis. Through her work at C-Tech, she promises her constituents of District 2 that she will bring a more strategic and intellectually driven perspective to the council.

Stokey

Stokey is the head of all emergency services in Clonopolis, and really hates fire. Like, if he sees it he WILL have a breakdown. We are concerned for him.

Bop

Bop has made it his mission to represent the under-represented in clone society. He is a well respected leader in our community who plans to speak for the little guy. (By little guy, we partially mean Bourger. Bop only joined because Bourger did.)

Bourger

Bourger brings the fun. Every meeting we like to count how many rocks he can fit in his mouth.

Meatball

Meatball oversees health and wellness within clone society, running a highly successful Gym in district 4, until it burnt down due to faulty wiring. Since that day, Meatball has devoted himself to building his new mega gym and pumping iron harder than ever before. He also started a “Stove Victim Support Group”, which he claims is unrelated to previous events.

Coconut

Coconut represents the blossoming artistic community within Clonopolis, given his status as the most prolific harmonica player in Earth’s history. He also is our biggest donator. Money money, big money.

Disclone

Disclone represents Clonopolis’ bustling nightlife, a newly developing aspect of life in Clonopolis. He sometimes shows up to meetings late, hungover, and with a musk of vomit, but it’s okay because he lets us pet his fluffy green hair.

Grandma Gertrude

Gertrude is, biologically speaking, nobody’s grandma. But she sure acts like it! This fierce woman ensures attendance, punctuality, and organization within the council meetings is in order. Representing the geriatric clone community, Gertrude brings wisdom and back pain to the table. She also kinda stinks of garlic.

Gamogin

Gamogin just showed up to the meetings one day, and never left. He doesn’t speak and only moves when nobody is watching.